Sarcasm has helped me greatly.
To me, it's a sign of healing that I can look back and laugh at what was once very painful situation.
I hope to bring sarcasm and humor to others with this thread.
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Everyone knows about the cheater's handbook.
I wrote the companion issue of " Guide on how to be a good friend to BS !"
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Chapter 1 If you find out about the A
If you happen to find out that the WS is cheating on the BS,
1) Please don't tell the BS because it's really none of your business
2) What the BS's doesn't know cant hurt them
3) Just keep your mouth shut and it wont get back to WS or BS
Chapter 2 The real reasons why the WS cheated
1) The BS wasn't giving the WS enough sex
2) The BS wasn't meeting the WS's needs
3) The BS was being a nag
Chapter 3 How to react after Dday.
1) Before Dday the A was "none of your business", now after Dday the A is
EVERYONE'S business
2) Gossip to as many people as you can and tell them all the saucy details of the
A that you know
3)Tell others that you a shocked the BS let the A go as long as it did. Openly
question how could the BS not know .
Chapter 4 Things to say to a BS after Dday.
Listen to the BS moan , whine and complain about the A for fifteen minutes only.
Make sure that the during the whole time you are listening to the BS complain
roll your eyes a few times, act disinterested and yawn a few times.
After you listened to the BS complain, this is how you console them. These lines
are guaranteed to console a over reacting BS
A) The WS's A was a mistake
B) It was just sex
C) No one died so don't make it such a big deal
Chapter 5 Time to give the BS the cold shoulder.
After first conversation with BS, do your best to give the BS the cold shoulder for
around a month.
1) Avoid running into the BS.
A) If you accidentally run into the BS , just say hi and bye. Do not give the BS the
opportunity to bring up the A again.
2) Don't respond to text messages, phone calls or social media messages from
the BS
Chapter 6 Time to normalize relationship with BS again.
One month is more than enough time for the BS to get the A out their system.
Contact the BS again and act like the A never happened.
If the BS brings up the A again , tell the BS to get over it. The BS will thank you
for the reminder that they should get over it.
If after two months the BS is still whining about the A, cut the BS out of your life.
Chapter 6 How to respond to the BS's choices after Dday.
1) If the BS decides to R tell the BS that you would never stay with a cheater.
2) If the BS decides to D tell the BS that the WS was a nice person and deserved a
second chance
